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Hallouminating

The act of hallucinating about haloumi cheese or experiencing hallucination of haloumi cheese in any form whether it be sober or drunk.
1. "Hey man my car got shit on by some drunk guy last night

Bro are you listening?
Oh shit sorry man I was hallouminating.

2. Bro why do you have cheese on your face?
Man I think you're hallouminating.
by DrunkCheese May 29, 2013
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Halloween

An excuse for everybody!
For teenage girls to dress like sluts!
For little boys to dress up like robots and aliens and not be teased!
For nerds to cosplay as things no sane person has ever heard of!
For adults to get roaring drunk and not be given a second look!
For paedophiles to hand out free candy to willing little children!
For idiots to watch the same three horror movies they watched last year!
And for silent misanthropes to bang their head against the wall for another four hours.
(Day after Halloween)
Jack: Hey, did you see that horror movie at Dan's place last night?
Bob: No, I couldn't get there. The road was too blocked up with slutty teenage girls, cosplay geeks, drunken adults and possible child predators.
Jack: Good thing I'm a silent misanthrope, then.
Bob: Agreed.
by Marvelator November 2, 2013
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Halo: The Lost Keys

Giant Meme based around getting denied and being placed in a endless circle of life and death
Person A: Hey man! Nice Halo: The Lost Keys
Person B: Thanks man! Did you know I started 9/11?
by Not-So-Dank July 24, 2017
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halo

A glowing ring above someone's head, usually wore by angels. The light it emits is usually yellow or white.
Wait. How did you get a halo?
by Lol Memes ;) August 4, 2020
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Dirty Halo

The smell that radiates off of a whore. Ususaly caused by resisting to clean mixed with STD's. Like pulling a whole weekend of nonstop Halo whilst stewing in your own masterbation filth and microwaveable foods.
The girl behind me in math class smells like Dirty Halo. She's such a slut.
by Samsgotgame March 12, 2010
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halo sex

When on any of the Halo games on Xbox Live, or a multiplayer Campaign, that you rapidly squat up and down, giving the impression that you are humping someone else. Used mainly on Xbox Live to show ownage after killing someone.
Xbox Live player one: nah nah nah nah nahhh nahhhh! you can't kill me!
Xbox Live player two: *kills with sword* HAHA N00B! *has halo sex*
Xbox Live player one: ---
by squirrelyy. August 13, 2007
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halo jump

the act of jumping in a shooting games like a fag because you think its halo and you can dodge bullets

used primarley in Call Of Duty 4
PLAYERS ON COD4

player1: im gona go around back,cover me!

halofag: lolzords im gonna halo jump!

player1: haha noob,knife to the back!

halofag: awww man :( noob hax 4 lyf yO!
by RANGERZ001 March 8, 2009
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