Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018

Handshook

When one nearly drops an object (usually one of notable value and/or fragility) but manages to catch said object and is disturbed by the ordeal

M8 I was holding my baby nephew and the bastard nearly wriggled out of my hands, I only just caught him. I'm so handshook right now

by AyreDom June 8, 2018

landshark

a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.

Release the landsharks!

by 8510pm November 1, 2018

hershey handshake

You're on the bowl taking a dump and you're in a rush to get off, but you haven't fully pinched off the last loaf and you go to wipe. But, as you're approach with the tissue in hand, that last loaf finally gets pinched and falls right on your fingers.

I just had a hershey handshake at the end of my #2.

by Pilfjd May 15, 2007

Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

handshake

a medieval high five

Sir Thomas, mounted on his black stallion, gave a handshake to Sir Jamal as they passed one another on the street. "Wut up dawg," responded Sir Jamal.

by Butzo November 16, 2006

kitkat handshake

when a male puts 4 fingers into a females vagina

i gave her the ol` kitkat handshake lastnite

by Damon robinson July 9, 2006