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Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.
Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!
by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
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Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"
"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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Drop a Hammer

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014
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hammer drill

Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.
by Drchoco September 6, 2017
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Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.
Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."
by Dong Chung August 27, 2013
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