poon hawk

someone who enjoys the hunt for the elusive poon

Zach Dunn is a poon hawk

by Damarcus March 20, 2005

Like a Hawk

To describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when the Hawk is not known to share that characteristic.

Do you think your mom heard us? Yes, she has ears like a hawk.

by Joshua Cooney November 2, 2008

hawkn out

"hawk out" or "hawkn"
1. Showing paranoia while high on marijuana.
2. skitzin out due to sounds or fast movement.
3. causes extreme entertainment for those watching.

After he hit the gas mask he started hawkn out.

by undiscovered pothead October 28, 2006

Hawk Cry

A hawk cry is something empty-minded wifeys say when they are trying to reply to someone in an intelligent manner.

Bob: Hi, how are you?

Wifey: *Hawk Cry*

by Snuggie512 January 19, 2010

Hawkblock

Verb ~ (...-ed, -ing, -able):

The act of restricting a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.

P. Noun ~ (...er):

Someone who succeeds at keeping a person or entire region from attending a Seattle-based sporting event, particularly NFL Football.

Verb: Football fans from California and Nevada got totally Hawkblocked from purchasing tickets online to the NFC Championship game in Seattle.

P. Noun: That Hawkblocker totally tried to keep us from getting into the stadium.

by murdock421 January 15, 2014

Hawkover

Similar to a hangover, it is caused by the emotional roller coaster of watching a Seattle SEAHAWKS win.

Man, I got a killer Hawkover from watching the Seattle SEAHAWKS destroy the 49ers.

by HAWKFAN343 January 19, 2014

Hawkstache

A mustache and chin patch facial hair combination that true Seahawks fans (12s) grow out during the playoffs for good luck. A hawstache is dyed green and blue for the super bowl but only if the hawks make the big game. A hawkstache must be shaved off the day after either a playoff loss or super bowl Sunday.

Dude. Did you see Matt's hawkstache?! It is FREAKIN' RAD!

by Tim in Sedro January 27, 2015