Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023

Baguette Guzzler

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)

Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''

by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023

sibling guzzler

Someone who swallows their dads cum.

oh shut up you sibling guzzler

by peekabob11 March 7, 2024

van-guzzle

To cover a penis with wet paint and perform oral sex, causing the paint to spray and slash around.

Example 1: "We're gonna van-guzzle later, right?"

Example 2: "We need to add some spice to our relationship. Want to try van-guzzling?"

Example 3: "I took her to my penthouse and we van-guzzled!"

by hernybern March 18, 2024

Glory guzzler

Someone who steals your thunder

Person 1: “ugh John started talking about himself when I mentioned how excited I am of my accomplishment”

Person 2: “jeez, what a glory guzzler@

by Peptobismol!! April 19, 2024

Shin Guzzler

A hole large enough to guzzle ones shin

"hey Todd, chout for that Shin Guzzler, fall in that and you done brek yer ankle"

by r04dk1LL April 30, 2024

Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024