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Gizzly

When sailers returned from a long stent at sea they had tangled, sun-bleached beards consuming the majority of their faces. The light color and died fluffy mess on their faces reminded the towns people of the mustache of fizz a soda from the local pop shop left on on the upper lip of its consumers. Therefore, they decided to give the grizzle men an new name by combining the words grizzly and fizzy to create gizzly. Townsfolk hoped the name would encourage the men to shave.
Today it is used to describe a messy clump of dry tangled hair. Usually the word is used to insult the person it is being spoken about.
That girl's hair is so gizzly, a bird just laid its eggs in it.
Man that in one gizzly beard.
by Lt. Dan on the USS BLUE BEARD November 12, 2013
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gizzly adams

when your getting dome form a chick and you shave off all your pubes then cum on a chicks face and throw the pubes on her face giving her a beard.
i gizzly adamsed that girl at the party last night.
by seahawksfan310 February 22, 2009
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Damn did you see that Moon Grizzly with that thug.
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grizzly therapy

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I tried a single course of grizzly therapy and was miraculously cured!
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grizzly grip

1. The manly act of holding beasts.
1 ." I got a Grizzly Grip on those titties bro! " Response: "fucking nice dude!"
by The man of northern AZ. 928. January 6, 2011
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Joe Grizzly

The Bad-Ass black guy from Rob Zombie's first Halloween in the truckstop bathroom that gets pwnd by ol' Mikey.
"Let me introduce myself, I'm Joe Grizzly bitch!"
*Michael Myers Kills Joe Grizzly*
by SomeFatNig October 21, 2010
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alabama grizzly bear

When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"
by flip ohoolihan May 11, 2014
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