The Grinder

The act of a woman grinding her teeth on the top of your penis during oral sex. The pain is excrutiating and sometimes results in bleeding. The reaction of the pain may result in involuntary donkey punching

Sally:I just gave my boyfriend The Grinder...

Bill:Oh how did that go?

Sally:He broke up with me and gave me a bloody nose.

by Ebonics Lad May 25, 2010

Meat Grinder

A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.

"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."

by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009

grundle thunder

When someone is rubbing your grundle or sack area intensly, and you chafe to the point of bleeding and then you let out very thunderous bloody shart onto your partners face.

Peter got major grundle thunder from brandi last night, he came home bloody and smelling of shart

by Peter Boardman October 8, 2005

grundle

The land bridge between your nutsack and butthole.

I like it when a guy rubs my grundle before jamming his figner in my ass.

by Travis Marks January 11, 2004

grundle

The ripe smelling portion of the male anatomy that grows some of the best fromunda cheese. Its best to be licked here with your whores finger in your ass while being simultaneously jerked off.

Shooowee, my girl was lickin' my grundle with a finger in my ass while she was jerking me off the other night, and when I came I almost shot her eye out!

by Slickman5000 August 10, 2004

grundle bundle

Small pieces of "shittles" caught in your grundle.

Due to the lack of wiping my ass properly, I do believe some grundle bundles have formed.

by Hordee July 29, 2008

dirty gindlesperger

Closely related to a dirty sanchez, this is when a man sticks a finger, his dong, or another similarly shaped organ into a woman's ass then draws a circle around her lip with the shit, causing her mouth to look like a fat mexican guy's belly button.

"So I heard you gave her a dirty sanchez last night!"
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."

by smoog September 29, 2007