Brody Griffin

Type of kid of whos mum doesnt know how to turn on a heater

She also forgets brodys birthday

6"2 and a fucking unit of a machine weighing in at 100 big macs to the ounce

Brody griffin is a unit

by Daddy cobie February 15, 2021

Griffin

Says "Bonkers" all the time.

When Griffin was amazed he always says, "Dude, that's BONKERS!"

by ldfjlsf April 9, 2018

Griffin

Griffins are black slaves who are bosses around by his white sexy friends who attract all the women.

Griffin gimme that cup of water or I’ll whip you with my ruler!

by itzameeee February 7, 2018

Huey Griffin

is mike pence

huey griffin is mike pence

by TheHoundDogger December 10, 2020

griffin

A mythical creature that is in harry potter. A griffin could be real, but no one has seen one so people say they aren't real.

Me: Griffins are great. Friend 1: but they're not real! Me: I don't care! Friend 2: (to friend 1) leave her alone, Griffins are awesome, plus they are real, you just haven't seen one so you think that they don't exist.

by Cactus Child December 4, 2018

griffinning

To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.

My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.

A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.

by Dr. Sloane August 6, 2009

Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.

Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.

by slim2222 June 4, 2018