goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005

grape salad

tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.

by lukeh081288 November 03, 2011

eat grapes

1: to flunk out
2: to become too lazy to do something
3: to be cowardly or weak

"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."

by loprogression January 25, 2008

grape fizzy

fizzing your man's grapes a.k.a. balls.

Someone is giving CJ a grape fizzy.

by FizzyGrapes February 20, 2011

Granny's Grapes

Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn

"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"

by T_Gregg April 13, 2021

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg August 22, 2008

grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!

I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!

by B Lumpkin November 14, 2013