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Grant

Grant....what a character. But the kind of character they put in to make the 7th grade boys laugh. Nothing comes out of his mouth but gay jokes and laughs that sound like a dying ass. He has a big one too.

I've got to admit though, this boy is a chad. He's got a muscular bod that he kisses in the mirror when his sister isn't home. And when she is. He's pretty good at soccer....because he's gayer than Lil Nas X. But, like Lil Nas X, he's pretty cool, even if it's obnoxious.
"Is Grant coming over?"
"Yeah, cover your buttholes."
by Oogway's Shaft December 9, 2021
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sam grant

sam grant- better than jacob swier. swier would get rocked if he fought sam grant.
by better than jacob swier July 16, 2021
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Grant hobb

Damn he got Grant Hobb
by Phillip shoesniffer June 30, 2021
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Grant

A power tripping egotistical admin or owner of a social media group
Boy, that guy who runs that Australian cooking group is a real Grant.
by bartra March 20, 2024
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Grant

A really tall, loud nerd who seems annoying and weird at first, but really funny and entertaining once you get to know him. He's very attractive with green eyes and brown hair.
Grant: To count to 100, count to one 100 times.
by Celeste McCoy February 9, 2022
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Grant County Middle school

Imagine a dog eating mg horse shit then throwing it up and then a bird eating it and shitting back out. That’s the definition of Grant County middle school. The teachers are rapists, narcissistic assholes. Who do nothing but care for themselves and are only there for money. The water is not filtered, the food is old, and the milk is usually spoiled. This is the definition of hell in a school.
Person number one: wanna experience hell?
Person number two: I already go to Grant county middle school.
by Iheartdads>>>> July 22, 2022
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