goober

Reference to one who is goob-like in personality and physical traits.

San Jose David is such a goober.

by your boy blue April 3, 2009

Goober

1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.

John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!

by iliketurtlesalot November 2, 2009

goober

When you have a fat ass and you fart and the skin ripples.

Dude stop fucking goobering its nasty.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010

goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

Gongersilly

An idiotic person who behaves in such a way that is just stupid plan and simple. Also if they come out with idiotic statements.

You are acting very gongersilly today.
That statement was very gongersilly.

by Joshua Painter December 9, 2008

goobersexy

The opposite of übersexy. Not sexy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010