Goat Milk

Breast milk from a feeble old woman that hasn't stopped pumping milk from her titties since she gave birth over a century ago.

Damnit! When I was at grandma's house last weekend I reached in her fridge and accidentally drank her goat milk.

by Sicko42 December 15, 2009

Throat goat

They are most likely a beast at using their throat. Like mainly for swallowing long stuff down your throat.

Yo did you see Zac he just destroyed that hot dog. He’s a throat goat.

by Bradley Conner October 30, 2020

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

Goat Sex

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)

'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.

by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018

Goat Roper

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

by Plumtree Pru July 08, 2018

escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.

by geoffreyt February 20, 2009

milk the goat

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.

Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?

by gnostic1 January 20, 2011