grey pumpa

When you are going down on a senior citizen and braiding her pubes with her teeth, the woman than queefs in your face until your face is covered in grey dust. Immediately after...she dies!

Jim:"Hey have you seen my grandma?"
Joe:"Yeah I killed her after she grey pumpa me."
Jim:"Ah nuts!"

by The Pumpanator January 24, 2008

grey goose it

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk

yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?

by Jove88 June 11, 2008

Grey ting

Any dead jawn that smokes blems. they most likely have a dead batty and are white with hella fake tan on but COLOURED PEOPLE CAN BE GREY TOO - it is more behaviours and features and if a black ting acts dun out then its a grey ting

e.g "That black ting Nisha smokes fags"

" Bro she's grey word"

" Grey ting!"

by Smartest guyy online December 28, 2020

mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

by the original MGG July 19, 2009

Earl grey milkshake.

Refers to a hipster threesome involving one male and two females. The reference is derived loosely from the idea of a male tea-bagging one female while the other is sucking the other off to completion. "Earl grey" refers to both the drinks popularity among overeducated, yet nontraditional young people that may be engaged in such an act, and the tea-bagging. The "milkshake" part refers to the males concomitant ejaculation while tea-bagging, making this a really special act.

Mozart was quite kinky, and though they called the act by another lost name, he was one of the first recorded enjoying an earl grey milkshake.

by Adonis mRNA April 2, 2011

Grey lady

1. A nickname for a submarine. 2. Also, a person who drops a depth charge and farts in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.

That guy is a grey lady; every time I walk into his office, I check the bottom of my shoe to see if I stepped in dog shit.

by Ziggy Blonde August 2, 2013

Germy

A person who is kind of from Germany.

That guy is Germy. He loves schnitzel.

by ProCQtr June 4, 2016