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Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.
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Oh....okay.
by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018
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gershom

Gershom is a boy's name who has a very high self esteem and doesn't care about what others say.
He sometimes takes a short path out of his problem and would leave it as it is cause he hates drama.

He cares about his friends and families including his realtives.
My best friend's name is Gershom and he is the most unique person I've ever meet.
by Rosso reds December 11, 2018
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slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude
For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.
by Ashiok January 17, 2021
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gerbil jousting

when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!
MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.
by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010
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German Cherry Bomb

When a girl serves a man breakfast with her period all over it. The guy then takes the period covered breakfast and shoves it up the girls asshole, then proceeds to eat it out with only his teeth.
by amanda mulen November 5, 2011
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Gerri

1. An alternative way to spell the name Jerry.
2. A gorgeous girl with incredible legs and a cute laugh.
3. A friend that is always there for you no matter what.
"Gerri? Isn't that a dude's name?"
"Not if it's spelled G-E-R-R-I."

"Hey man, who's your girlfriend?"
"Oh she's Gerri."
"Woah! You're a lucky dude!"

"Gerri is my BFF."
by xxcutebiatchxx December 15, 2008
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Gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. So a younger girl who is into older guys.
"Wow, that guy is HOT!!" - 18 year old girl.
"What?! That guy is like 50!!" - 18 year old girl's friend.
"I know I love older guys. I'm a total gerbil" - 18 year old girl.
by MissGeorge June 11, 2009
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