take care of the furry gentleman

Abusing one's self sexually.

The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home and take care of the furry gentleman.

by Mike Sosa February 7, 2006

Gentlemen Juice

Gentlemen juice........ girls just thrive on it!

U can live 3 days without water, and 6 weeks without food, but girls can't live more than a day without some good old gentlemen juice

by D. Hine September 16, 2003

gentleman's handshake

A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.

Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.

by Orlando Bich January 10, 2008

gentle jesus

when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.

i gave that bitch the gentle jesus last night. she must have liked it because she didnt wake up.

by gentle jesus giver. April 3, 2009

Gentlemen's Rule

The act of making each cup touch in the game of beer pong. May also be used to relocate the last cup to the edge of the table. Depending on house rules, you may have limited or unlimited amounts of "gentlemen's."

Guy 1: Look at those fucking cups! What kind of drunk-ass whore set up those cups? You cocksuckers better gentlemen's rule that shit.
Guy 2: Sorry man. I've already had a couple tonight.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

the gentleman

the act of turning around and farting in a girl's face after she has just given you felatio

Marteese was so pleased with the young girl's job, that he gave her the gentleman.

by Steelydan February 26, 2005

A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.

1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

by Baarakiss October 6, 2008