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Glock 7

A handgun popularized by the movie "Die Hard 2: Die Harder". Made in Germany, this firearm is constructed entirely of porcelain, is capable of passing through airport metal detectors completely unnoticed. The only downside to this amazing weapon is the price, which is quite expensive. The real MSRP is unknown, but experts say that they cost more than the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month.

This is not to be confused with the Austrian made 9mm Glock 17, or any other Glock handgun, which are constructed of both steel and polymer, and would quite easily set off an airport metal detector. Retail price on any other Glock firearm is most likely much less than what the Dulles International Airport Police Chief makes in a month. Most Glocks range in price from $400-$600 USD.

No, the "Glock 7" doesn't really exist. I would advise against going into your local sporting goods store and trying to order one. Unless, of course, you enjoy being thoroughly and relentlessly made fun of.
"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me, you know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month."
by Convert October 22, 2007
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glossy taco

A thick, clear coat of nail polish applied as a final coat that is glossy af. It is otherwise known as a topcoat. This word was derived from Christine from Simply Nailogical on YouTube.
Cute nails! Did you finish them off with a glossy taco
by Krusty_giraffe July 17, 2017
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Glock leg

A condition where a person shoots himself (or herself) in the leg while holstering their Glock pistol.

This can happen with any weapon yielded by a careless user, but it is common among Glock pistols due to the lack of a manual safety, relatively light trigger pull, and lack of a proper hammer to push on while holstering.
How is Jim doing? I heard that he came down with a case of Glock leg at the range yesterday.
by buda2222 August 21, 2008
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GloZell

A popular Youtube comedian coining phrases already on UD such as "Aluminum Digger", "Crusty Crusts", and "Hurr".
Me: Did you see that new GloZell video?
Jess: Yeah! Vote for GloZell to get her OWN show?
by Klakasharkie June 29, 2010
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Gloomy Bear

Japanese.

Gloomy, an abandoned little bear, is rescued by Pitty (the little boy). At first, he is cute and cuddly, but becomes more wild as he grows up. Since bears do not become attached to people like dogs by nature, Gloomy attacks Pitty even though he is the owner. So Gloomy has blood on him from biting and/or scratching Pitty.
Gloomy Bear plushes, stationary, UFO machine prizes
by Faggot__ July 3, 2007
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glooby

A type of Fishing fly popularised by the famous taxidermist called Teppe. Believed to originate from champagnole circa late 1970's early 1980's.
Used extensively in Poland, Vescancy and Wales.
Along with the Palmer is often cited in divorce proceedings.
Here is a fly from 'Four a chaud' it is called the Glooby.
by Isaac Walton March 27, 2008
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glove slap

1. when smack someone in the face with a glove
2. you do this when you challenge someone to a duel
nazi glove slap are done by back handing someone with a glove
by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004
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