Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

toe fungus feb

fave month

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb

by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021

Chadderley fungus

A complete and total dumbass

He’s a Chadderley Fungus my dude

by Lucky Lucifer June 14, 2021

corn fungus

Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !

"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."

by Ella_bobaxxx July 14, 2021

blue fungus

That exotic from south Arlington

Chino: say bro what strain is this this some gas

Chika: this that blue fungus from them inverted niggas

by Tobi333 August 3, 2021

Compare funds

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19

"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.

by Compare funds October 17, 2021