The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.
There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.
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There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.
I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”
“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
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