friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.

We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(

by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014

Friend of Gertrude

A lesbian. Derived from the term "Friend of Dorothy" for a gay man.

First used on the Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

Ellen Degeneres is a friend of Gertrude.

by Mayor Me November 27, 2020

friend whore

A friend whore is someone on Myspace or Face book that tries to get as many friends as possible. Now, most people try to make friends, but friend whores will ask any and everyone to be their friend. These people are pretty lame.

"Member Since: May 14, 2005"
Todays date: May 19, 2005
"_______ has 114 friends..."

by where am i? May 21, 2005

Friend-o-caust

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

by A helpful Platypus April 25, 2011

Friend A

A good friend who is merely in love, but decides to help you with your love anyways. They're usually sweet and kind, but discreet. They're just forging a friend relationship with you to keep tabs in a non-stalker way.

Friend 1: What the fuck. What is that girl doing?
Friend 2: She loves him but she's helping him out to go out with Becky
Friend 1: //scoff// gosh, she's such a friend A

by doodlebahoodle July 2, 2017

Friend ho

An individual who friend requests anyone and everyone on Facebook, MySpace or any other online social networking site for no other reason than to have a huge friends list.

"Every time I log onto Facebook, I got another person I don't know friend requesting me. I'm so sick of these friend hos".

by RicanStruction September 14, 2009

friend of dorothy

A homosexual male, often very flamboyant. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

by that black chick u all love August 9, 2005