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Fortnite 

Fortnite is a game commonly played by broke people, Virgins, And people who don’t have a life, They will never get a girlfriend.
Fortnite by ToasterCar July 6, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that will separate you from your family and make you waste your life looking at a screen
Fortnite by gba 55 July 8, 2018

Fortnite 

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.
Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!
Fortnite by Drsquidward July 10, 2018

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
Fortnite by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018

Fortnite 

ugly as* nigg*s wit no life play this game. Fortnite is also hella gay fam.
u play fortnite? -naw fam i have something called testicles.
Fortnite by homo sapien nigg* July 12, 2018