Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

Reverse Flash

A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.

Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."

Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"

Dale: "Fuck you Ted."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Adobe Flash

an animation app that you have to pay for 20 a month

Guy :I got adobe animate
Guy 2 : you mean adobe flash player?
Guy ; no you idiot the animation app

by donotcancelmeorelse February 5, 2022

Gone in a flash

When you go to flash casino with a fat paycheck and walk out with jack shit.

"Yo you got paid right Laurence?"
"Yeah but I went casino"
"How much you lose?"
"Well 300 Got Jack'd and the other 200 was gone in a flash"

by 420manting May 22, 2016

Final Flash

To be final flashed is to be completely and utterly REKT. A metaphor referring to Vegetas ultimate attack, which basically decimates everything it touches in a broad, staight beam.

*after pwning in a gaming session*
Winner: told you I would final flash your ass
Loser: *cries and questions their existence*

by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019

Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013

Flash Grenade

When a Female squirts into a Male's mouth, then the male quickly spits it onto the Female's face, giving her a grenade-like splatter all over her.

We had an amazing time at the party last night! Some girl and I had sex, and I ended up giving her an unexpected Flash Grenade.

by The Dichter December 8, 2015