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Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
by Black Foot July 9, 2010
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fishing in the bushes

A handjob , usually in the woods when camping, and/or trying to be sneaky
Last week, I took my girlfriend fishing in the bushes.
by FeminismisCancerous February 8, 2018
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fishing line fetish

The Fetish of wrapping a fishing line around ones balls until the pressure either ruptures a testicle or blows open someone's sack.
Man. Coleman's got that fishing line fetish.
by Skeletal_Kobra January 9, 2014
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Fishing

The act of insulting, or making fun of ones self, with the intention of others dissagreeing and/or complimenting that person.
This act can trigger a birage of different people getting involved, who usually also start insulting/putting themselvs down.

Found most often on social websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
Girl 1:Oh god I'm soooooo ugly in this pic
Girl 2:OMG No your not! Your sooo much more pretty than I am
Girl 1:OMG NO I'm SOOOOOO fat.
Girl 2: No you're not your super skinny, I'm the fat one.
Guy: STOP FISHING!!!
by Blue22222 February 19, 2011
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fistin piston

a fistin piston is a very delicate process that can be done on any girl who is down for some serious pain and pleasure. there are two different ways of going about the fistin piston.

1: having a girl lay in front of you, while fisting her sideways sloppy joe with an in and out motion with both hands, similar to the pistons in a motor. this motion is incredibly similar to throwing bows

2: the second process, ironically called number two is similar to process one although the fisting is done with one hand going in the slimy hatchet wound, and one hand going in the baloon knot. aka: {5 in the pink 5 in the stink
it was bad enough danielle's mom walked in on us, i was giving her a fistin piston, there was bloood on the walls and everything. i felt bad so i helped her find the random pieces of sloppy sausage wallet that were strewn across the rug.
by ed harris September 18, 2005
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Cod Fishing

1. The act of playing Call of Duty

2.Fishing for a certain type of fish (see Cod).
1. I was Cod Fishing so hardcore last night; I love that game!

2. I can't stay up late, my Dad and I are going Cod Fishing tomorrow.
by G-Train11 January 23, 2008
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fishing with dynamite

used to describe anything that can be accomplished easily.
The Cooker: "you ever play TP one-on-one in a game of bathketball?"
Pete Dick: "oh hell yeah, he sucks, its like fishing with dynamite."
by Pete Dick March 16, 2008
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