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Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.
"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"
by kavjh,d October 28, 2020
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Yeetus that fetus into deletus

A more sophisticated way of saying yeet but with a lot more exaggeration. A way of saying to yeet something at extremely high velocity into the stratosphere and out of existence.
Person1: "Im gonna yeet this can 50 yards away"
Person2:"YEETUS THAT FETUS INTO DELETUS!!"
by Just_some_random_memer March 30, 2021
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Ferguson

Simalar to a Wright but done in the face of someone.
Andy: Ferguson WTF are you doing?!?

Ryan: What?
by Poomtang February 10, 2010
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fetus

a person you are only friends with so you can pick on him. a person in a group that is always the butt of the joke
every group of friends needs a fetus
by meat sandwich November 27, 2007
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Ferguson

a nerd, a geek, a young republican, can be a foe or someone annoying. Originating from Clarissa's evil little brother in Clarissa Explains It All, a popular television show from Nickelodeon in the 90's.
A- come to this party tonight!

B- No, I have to work on this paper.

A- Don't be sucha Ferguson!
by Brandon McMullin January 6, 2008
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scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.
I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!
by fOokz October 23, 2003
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Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.
Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.
by cjay May 10, 2006
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