Falcon

A football hits someone on the head

Kyle got Falconed by David in the Soccer Match

by fhawk October 16, 2006

Aluminum Falcon

The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.

the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.

Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.

The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.

The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.

Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*

by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010

Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question

student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"

by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012

Falconry

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.

Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

Falcon

An extremely homosexual man who lives in a large house, unoficcialy known as "Roxanne", who likes to keep a can of mixed nuts in his room, and surf every weekend because he thinks it is really gnarly. A Falcon also rather enjoys being inappropriately gay with his friends and fudgepacking. Another charecteristic of a Falcon is to play way too much Super Smath Bros. Brawl, and buy video game systems to play free trials that you can download on them, and not buy any games.

No way, don't call Jon, hes such a Falcon.

by Pooper McPoopstein April 28, 2008

Falcon Pwn

My Halo 3 term. There are 4 types. Falcon Pwn (Jumping then beating someoneNo Gravity Hammer). Super Falcon Pwn (Fly up HIGH, stick the opponent, beat themNO GRAVITY HAMMER before they explode). Ultimate Falcon Pwn (ExplodeBy beatNO GRAVITY HAMMER/Beat someone in ANY flying vehicle). Fuuuckkkk youuu pwnnned (You jump on top of your partners vehicleFLYING ONLY and beat themSKULL ONLY).

Me:FAAAAALLLLCOOONNNN
Man 1: What?
Me: PWWWWWWNNNN!!!
Man 1: WTF?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Me:Super!!!!
Man 2:Ha! No one will ever find me in my sniping place!
Me:Falcon!!!!
Man 2:AHHH!!! WTF?!?! SOMEONE STUCK ME!!!
Me:PWN!!!!!!
Man 2:...

Me:Ultimate...
Man 3:YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME YOU BASTARD!!
Me:Falcon....
Man 3:...
Me:PWN!!!!
Man 3:WOW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOUR LUCKY THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T KILL YOU!!

Me:Yo, I found the skull!
Partner:Iight, jump on my car, try not to fall off.
Me:...
Partner:YOU EXPLODED US BITCH!!!
Me:P...
Partner:FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Me:PWNED!!!!!You got falcon pwned!

by Tobi-Lass March 1, 2009

Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...

Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)

by Nihowhello February 25, 2011