Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

dude you’re a fucking cuck

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp

IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck”

by Walter Snarf March 31, 2020

Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"

Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them

by noie October 15, 2012

Fucking Nig

1) A negro who bothers you.
2) A negro who is more popular than you.

Oh no, it's that fucking nig again.
I hate that fucking nig.

by nigar March 25, 2011

Fucking the dog

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!

by 0verfiend June 25, 2005

fucking liar

Someone who doesn't just lie, but lies about something big and/or important.

He said he wasn't the kind of guy that would have a one night stand. He was a fucking liar

by AMTcgy August 18, 2005