fakescape 

1) A man made fake built environment with say, plastic trees, astroturf, unreal, not natural;

2) Being in a group of unreal or fake people;

OMG I went to and AA meeting yesterday, what a fkn fakescape, half of em plastics were blatantly lying

fakescape by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Facesturbate 

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010

Fake Followed

An occurrence, primarily on twitter, where an individual is followed by a fake or untraceable identity. Most of these fake followers do not have a bio, have no listed tweets, and do not have a profile picture larger than a thumbnail size photograph.

I got fake followed today by Hyacinth Tortorella.

Dude, half of my followers are fake.

If you just got followed by somebody with a European sounding name and you don't know them, you probably just got fake followed, my friend.

Fake Followed by Brexle October 29, 2010

facesmasher 

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

facesmasher by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

faceship 

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

faceship by Zhadu May 19, 2012

fake aunty 

Your mums best friend who you call Aunty Lianne but is not related to you whatsoever! You know she's not a real Aunty but love her anyway :-)

Aunty Lianne is my fake Aunty. She's been my mums best friend for so long she's practically family

fake aunty by Coco14 June 24, 2014

fake numbered 

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma

Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!

fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015