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Facebook Mom
A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.
“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”
“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”
“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
Facebook Mom by ilikemen:) April 11, 2021
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Facebook Attention Question
A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)
Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?
Facebook Attention Question by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011
facebook psychosis
1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.
Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.
facebook psychosis by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016
facebook christian
A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.
Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.
Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."
Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."
facebook christian by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010
facebook family
The twisted families that facebook has offered the opputunity for us to create. They often involve incestuous relationships between siblings, and parents. Older facebook users, such as grandparents sometimes need clarification.
"You have a baby with your sister, who is also your wife?!?!?!??!!"
"No, dude, thats my facebook family."
"Charlie, you're married to a man, and you have children?"
"No, Grandpa, thats my facebook family"
"No, dude, thats my facebook family."
"Charlie, you're married to a man, and you have children?"
"No, Grandpa, thats my facebook family"
facebook family by yeyyyyuhhhhh November 3, 2009
Facebook Balls
A person who doesn't have the nerve to confront a person in person, but instead verbalizes and creates drama and bullshit through Facebook.
Facebook Balls by jenny10girl July 25, 2011