Electionsplaining

A condescending rhetorical move where someone explains political outcomes to others—often from a position of assumed expertise or outsider status—as if election results were simple, obvious, and conclusive. "Let me explain why your side lost" becomes a way of dismissing opposition views without engagement. The term plays on "mansplaining" but applies to electoral analysis: the assumption that election results are transparent, that losers just don't get it, and that the explainer's interpretation is obviously correct. Electionsplaining uses electoral outcomes as a cudgel to silence dissent.

"After the election, he spent an hour explaining why my views are irrelevant because 'the people have spoken.' That's Electionsplaining—using electoral outcomes to dismiss, not to understand. Election results are complex; they require interpretation, not condescension. Electionsplaining is what happens when winning becomes wisdom and explaining becomes silencing."

by Abzugal February 28, 2026

Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.

Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus

by What’s up! November 22, 2024

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025

Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

Expecto Erectus

A spell in which you put on a guy, and his penis gets erected, unless you are fat.

Tyrone: Yo bitch! I'm gonna knock dat tit right ndown to da core!

Yopani: Expecto Erectus!
Tyrone: Aw shit man! What da hell did you do dat? Fuckin bonars...
Yopani: You asked fo it man.
Tyrone: go down man! go down! I aint ready!

by IBEREAL! May 31, 2011

Plentymaximum Erectus

1. A male syndrome derived from using massive amounts of male enhancement drugs while watching porn movies.
2. Any massive dosage of male enhancement drugs over a period of 24 hours.

At first the doctors thought it might be Plentymaximum Erectus or a Viagra Virus which locked up his hard drive.

by keithmorin July 24, 2011

herbus erectus

A very horn dinosaur looking for sex with females

Sir one dinosaur was a herbus erectus

by Thomas jordan December 17, 2014