Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

by Smellynappybaby March 24, 2014

asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.

Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.

by victorzulu November 27, 2010

Irish elbow

A bartender who knows how to pour a strong drink.

She poured me a killer drink. She has an Irish elbow.

by JBarks January 06, 2012

whore elba (whore elbow)

When you see girls walking around the town with a massive handbag hanging off their arm at the elbow, always with their arm's bent at 90 degrees.

" Look at her wi the whore elba (whore elbow) hey"

by The_dawg September 09, 2008

Breathing through my elbows

To spend a large amount of time performing oral sex on a girl

Yo man, after meeting that chick on Friday I spent the rest of the night breathing through my elbows

by Maddhatr October 16, 2010

Heads down elbows out

One of many method by which to accomplish a task. This method refers to going at the problem in a bullish and nonobservant manner. Not a particularly good quality when you have the big picture.

Jim: Well we have a lot on our plate today

Jay: I say we tackle these problems heads down elbows out

by chiefofrcdiv May 26, 2012

Over the Jeans Elbow Job

When one rubs another person's genitals with their elbow while the recipient is wearing jeans.

Julian: Dude i heard you got a handjob last night.
Ben: Naw, it was an over the jeans elbow job.
Julian: Did you cum?
Ben:... Yea.
Julian: Ew

by OJEJBOII November 21, 2010