earl

a 45 year old obese pedophile that plays wholesome games (like idk skribbl.io or somethin) in attempt to find little innocent girls and hunt them down to finally lose their virginity since they can't seem to find anyone to love them that's their own age.

innocent girl-*plays skribbl.io*
earl-yooo tryna smash?

by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020

Earl Grey

A Roblox Admin

Earl Grey the Admin is back on roblox

by cowhoney April 21, 2020

Earlzilla

An Earlzilla is the mother of a bride who literally makes anything and everything she can more difficult then it needs to be. Even if the bride herself is easy going and easily satisfied, an Earlzilla will try to make even the simplest task more complicated

“The bride to be was very easy to work with, but she had an Earlzilla as a mother, so the easiest of tasks seemed to have become very difficult in every way possible”

by Earlzilla June 22, 2020

Early whipper

Commonly used for people that has a tendency to whip out their dick before reaching the toilet

My wife says I am a Early Whipper as she caught me with my dick out halfway to the bathroom

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020

Eargled

(ərɡəld)
1. To lightly vomit and swallow after a snort of Adderrall - "Sorry, I just eargled"
2. To have been gaslit - "I bought this stereo, thinking it was on sale, but it was broken and full price. I got eargled!"
3. To continue to be gaslit. "You're getting eargled"

"Sorry, I just eargled"
"I bought this stereo, thinking it was on sale, but it was broken and full price. I got eargled!"
"You're getting eargled"

by maghrebirests January 1, 2021

eargle

A yeast infection of epic proportions

“She was diagnosed with a terrible eargle”

by maghrebirests January 30, 2021

eargle

n. an abortion

Things were so bad, she resorted to an eargle.

by maghrebirests February 11, 2021