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half expect

To anticipate the occurrence of an unlikely event while feigning surprise by its ultimate lack of fruition.
I half expected Billy Mays to show up in my kitchen and start telling me I was doing it wrong.
by Glitch82 January 19, 2010
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insertion exertion

What one feels after a long period of penetration.
Yo girl, we needs to take a break from all this loving; I've got insertion exertion!
by GlazeHer April 13, 2014
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college experience

A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."

Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.

The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.

When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
by Indomitable798 October 11, 2010
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religious experience

by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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experimental hip hop

A sub genre of hip-hop. Also known as alternative hip-hop It heavily revolves around the use of unconventional samples and or sounds that are not usually used in more mainstream hip-hop artists or groups, therefore it stays primarily in the underground hip-hop scene

some notable artists in this genre are (Madlib, Mf doom, Flying Lotus, Tyler the creator, etc.)
I spend most of my weekend listening to experimental hip hop.
by Kourtisy100 August 27, 2014
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manage expectations

corporate doublespeak for "we don't want to do our best, so let's make sure people think we're doing our best without revealing that we're not doing our best" -- anything in which you have to "manage expectations" means you could probably devote more time and effort to making things better, but you just don't feel like it
Marketing has to manage expectations of our new software package so that the boss doesn't make us do any more work.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 13, 2007
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experience

A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.
"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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