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Eren's wife

Eren's wife is Sophia Jaeger. They have been married for months now and both love each other strongly. She has brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Eren loves HER and ONLY her.
Who is Eren's wife? Oh, her name is Sophia Jaeger.
by Sophia Osamu December 12, 2020
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Stark Erection

When one has a erection without any apparent reason.
Guy One: Dude I have a "Stark Erection" it just came out of the blue
by guy1990 December 30, 2009
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erection

when a man's penus is filled with blood due to sexual arousal.

Often annoying or embarrasing in public, and is tried to be hidden (usually tucked up in the waistband of pants/underwear)

*frequent to young boys and teens in puberty
Jacob was in wonder aas Melissa walked by him to the board in class one day. He stared at her perfect ass as it went by. Before he knew it he had a boner. A big fat erection.

He tried to push is down but his head rubbed against the soft material of his plaid hollister boxers but that just stimulated it even more. He had to unbutton his pants to let it breath a little. Now he can't help but to start stroking it. It felt so good.

As Melissa walked back to her seat next to Jacob she notices his big boner. She always had a crush on him and now she decided to make her move. She reached over and started to furiously rub her hand up and down on his already hard dick. He moaned wit pleasure.

Jacob couldn't hold it in anymore and he finally let go and a hot sticky stream of jizz released all over his pants and boxers. It was the best class f his life.
by boxerboy02 December 31, 2009
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Acception erection

when you get aroused by a girl saying "yes" to a date.
"Dude, I asked this one girl out last night, and when she said yes i got a total acception erection"

"Sweet"
by Kbobopierre May 3, 2009
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erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis
DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!
by pilldyl July 24, 2006
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ereptile dysfunction

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.
That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring
by eleanor eleanor eleanor December 9, 2008
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sectional erection

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half
She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.
by a&w May 12, 2006
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