Take a Duke

Basically taking a shit! Use duke if you want to be a little more discreet!

I just had more morning coffee and a cigarette, man i totally got to take a duke.

by rollnshift October 3, 2008

Mondo Duke

1. (n) The gigantic shits that you take after a large meal, eg) post-thanksgiving dinner.

Aw jeez, Martin, I just dropped a mondo duke in your toilet and I broke sea level! Anyways where’s your plunger?

by Cranjus McBasketball IV November 16, 2020

hookie duke

An off the cuff maneuver while cycling and leading a few hundred behind you that may result in a bicycle dog pile or a drop from the pack. This can be a sharp left or right turn, an unexpected U-turn, or taking that path less traveled by anyone much less on skinny tires.

A change in route, seemingly unnecessary, but designed to enhance the joy of riding, or an emergency tactic to avoid hazards.

"So, here's this month's route. It's a little on the short side, so be ready for some possible hookie dukes...."

by TheDogAteHim July 12, 2013

wet duke

a really wet fart/poop. It usually comes in the form of a liquid poop or diaherria. Also, if you are familiar with the term "shart" it is just liquid instead of the solid form of poop.

an example of wet duke is the form of liquid poop

by basballplaya08 October 11, 2009

Dirty Duke

The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canine’s shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.

Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!

by LargeDavid April 8, 2021

The Duke Caboom

The Duke Caboom is when an individual suspends themselves from a ceiling fan and descends on their partner directly below. Then the fan is turned on as the partner helicopters on the phallic member of their partner until completion. When climax is achieved they must tell "CABOOM!"

"Hey did you and Nate try The Duke Caboom last night?"

"Yeah I was worried the fan would fall off during our 10:00 session with The Duke Caboom being pulled out."

by StevenSallyzar July 22, 2019

Pulling a Duke

Being kind in the name of the Lord.

I am "Pulling a Duke" by taking her home.

by ktbird23 April 18, 2018