Dry Baller

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.

Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

dry nightmares

the disappointment attained when you wake up during a wet dream without the satisfaction of inpregnating your bed sheets

"Damn you Mom! I'm too old to die of SID's, I wasn't suffocating! What a dry nightmare!"

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

Dry Clipping

1. to steal another persons material, and switch it around to make it yours.
2. to swagga jack
3. to bite another persons style.

person: aww man! he didnt make that up! he is straight up Dry Clipping!!

by Bryan W. March 29, 2007

Dry Bone

Getting a dry socket from oral sex.

No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom!

by GilaMonsteron January 11, 2008

dry run

when you masturbate without using anything but whats in your head

ex. porn, lube, etc...

I had the best dry run last night.

by howie333 September 19, 2007

dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.

don't look! those nukes are dry docking!

by diserra July 14, 2009

Dry Dick

A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:

1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.

2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.

3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)

Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?

by Melvin Milf May 16, 2011