datesterbation

The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.

I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.

by the_pest13 December 2, 2016

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does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

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doesche

Noun: A more general and slightly derrogotory form of “douche” to be pronounced in a Godfather-esque tone.

“Fuggedabout it, that’s guy’s a fuckin’ doesche and I want my money!”

by joslaposta March 8, 2018

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Datescape

To sneak out of a bad date, likely a blind date or set up date

She quickly left the restaurant making a datescape after seeing the guy was wierd

by Tamkin cpa July 24, 2018

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Mishearing of the phrase, "Does it make it right?". Said with a heavy Australian accent sounds very close to, "Does a maggot rot?". The misinterpretation of the question is like a misheard song lyric also called a mondegreen.

Australian TV Host: Your daughter is only 8 years old, she is too young to be kickboxing. You must consider at that age she doesn't know the danger of what she is getting in to.

Australian Kick Boxer: Does Wally Lewis (professional rugby player) son play football? Does Bindi Irwin (daughter of Steve Irwin) play with crocodiles and snakes?

Australian TV Host: Yeah, but does it make it right?

Australian Kick Boxer: "Does a maggot rot?" I don't know. Does my daughter love her mom and dad? Yes she does.

by Bl8ke August 1, 2018

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