Dickbeater

As it pertains to the condition of an individual’s vehicle, being in such poor condition that no woman would possibly engage in any type of sexual activity with the vehicle’s owner, thereby forcing said vehicle’s owner to engage in masturbation as the sole means for sexual releae

John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies

by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025

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Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025

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Dickmatized

When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."

Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .

by Dick Ninja June 30, 2025

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