Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

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Diaper Dan

A saying referring to someone young and or new that is really good at something.

Diaper Dan maybe new to the game but he plays like a pro.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

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Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

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I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.

"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."

by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022

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Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022

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