Dependisorous

An extremely overweight military spouse that feeds soley on a military members BAS. Usually caught dining at Buger King, ensuring all orders are King Sized.

Airman Bag-o-doughnuts: Is that Jone's wife?

Airman Snuffy: Sure is! I heard she used to be hot when she and Jones first got married

Airman B-o-D: Yep, that was until she decided to raid the commisary and become a dependisorous. Now the only thing that quenches her hunger is Jones' BAS.

Airmen Snuffy: That's fucked up!!!

by Darkmustang51 February 23, 2009

Depression

Depression, is a chemical imbalance in the brain, it's much more complicated than not being able to think positive all the time. You cry and everything hurts and your heart, feels like it's ripping, like it wants to come out of your chest cause it hurts. Your brain in the battle field, your at war with your brain, fighting and fighting all this sorrow. You stand still while everyone is walking, your the sad face out of all the smiley faces. Your screaming inside, and you just want it to end. And it hurts. Depression, is much more complicated than not being able to be positive all the time.

This depression is killing me

by J middle school April 20, 2017

Party Depends

A disposable adult diaper worn to raves. The diaper allows a party-goer to urinate or defecate without going to a bathroom.

After consuming 12 beers at the all-night rave, Jamie soiled his Party Depends but didn't lose his spot on the dance floor.

by LayeredSin January 28, 2009

skite depression

skite depression is the fear after having a big boozing session, and being worried about what you have been doing, as presumbly you cant remember. and have feelings of embaressment, regret and generally wanting to find a large hole in the ground and throw yourself in head first.

e.g.skite depression is when you maybe kiss (or more) ho ho, an absolute stinker.
not remembering anything that happened the night before.
being publically inappropriate.
having a mare

by carlyrobo January 3, 2011

passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

make a deposit

to shat, or to take a shit.

Hey man where are you going?
Im going to the bank to make a deposit

by Big Poppa 1984 November 25, 2004

depression

a psyhcological state where you feel like shit, sometimes it's not much, other times you just want to die, anything can trigger depression in some people, me being one of them

"Chris got so depressed that he blew his brains out to stop the pain"

by cough* December 1, 2004