I was bullied for having an absurd amount of excess foreskin. They called me, “Meat-man” Fortunately, I was able to preform a self circumcision. I used it o be able to fit a small orange within my foreskin, however, now I have reduced the amount of skin by a large amount.
by Joseph Is Big February 22, 2022
Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
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Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.
by bigus robus December 14, 2012
Prison. Hell in earth. Crippling depression. Is so bad. Get the poor children out of that hell hole.
This school is full of pretentious assholes. Contains a creepy coach and a homophobic one. Sooo much suicidal children. They are depriving the poor children of arms and water. If you're even seen with a waterbottle you're shot on site. No escape, you are trapped.
This school is full of pretentious assholes. Contains a creepy coach and a homophobic one. Sooo much suicidal children. They are depriving the poor children of arms and water. If you're even seen with a waterbottle you're shot on site. No escape, you are trapped.
Person: Did you go to Dean Rusk Middle School?
Other person: Yup, and now I got crippling depression!
Random other person: big oof
Other person: Yup, and now I got crippling depression!
Random other person: big oof
by Welcometohell:) January 15, 2019
by Poongoon August 21, 2015
“Man that person over there sure does buy a lot of records”
“she drinks a lot of la croix too”
“Oh yeah that’s Sessa dean dawg”
“she drinks a lot of la croix too”
“Oh yeah that’s Sessa dean dawg”
by Smallkrunch69 July 08, 2019
by nervegas May 01, 2010
Adorable, sweet, loving, nice, and funny. Makes a good boyfriend. Good with friends. A dick sometimes. Has a lot of opinions, dresses nice. Perverted most of the time. Very smart. Makes good choices. Good kisser. Very good with girlfriends. Makes a good husband. Has adorable children. Most Bryston Dean Biggs are born in the month of March or May. Usually finds the love of there life in middle school around the ages of 12-14. If you find one don't ever let him go!
by Bryston Dean Biggs November 06, 2014