by SHW March 4, 2012
Get the David mug.David, originates from Hebrew meaning 'God of Men' and is made famous through popular tellings of the Bible. However David's or Davii (pronounced 'Day-Vye') in modern times are considered typical trashy humans. Although usually seeming straight in their sexual orientation they can often have rampant homosexual outbreaks in which they are usually shunned for by The Boys. Davii are generally crap at banter and will only be found drinking Warm Purple Goannas at partys and later shitting green muk during gaynal as a result or the drinks side effects.
J-Mac: Do you know that guy David that keeps trying to hang wit da boiiz?
Jo-fish: Yeah bro, he's a gay cunt!
Jo-fish: Yeah bro, he's a gay cunt!
by Climaxxx July 22, 2018
Get the David mug."David has a small Weiner"
by Moneyhunny July 11, 2017
Get the David mug.A David seems like a really awesome guy, he makes you think that you could love him and possibly share your life with him, that you could possibly want him to father your children, that you might just be important enough to him for him to learn to love again and be a gentel human being. He is full of shit. A David is an ass licker, a butt kisser, a semi gay, and extreme sexual deviant. A david likes to look at kitty porno and shove extacy pills up his butt. A david is a jack ass and should never be one of your closest friends. He is a waiste of oxygen, he should have never been created.
REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.
REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.
ex) " Hey baby i think your helping me fall in love again""i want to grow old with you and have your babys" all the while in his head" haha you stupid beotch i cheated on you, and i hit on all your girl friends, oh ya i even fucked one while you were in florida for your dads funeral muwhahahaha"
ya david is a dick.
ya david is a dick.
by krzy69696994killyoudavid October 15, 2012
Get the David mug.He is a very weird kid, yet funny. He thinks he gets girls by getting tits on chattroulette. He has an abnormally small dick. He loves black women. He is suckish at WoW and getting tits.
by BLACKDICK June 9, 2012
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Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament
Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes
In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.
Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.
When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.
A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.
David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament
Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes
In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.
Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.
When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.
A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.
David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
by spiritualslut July 2, 2019
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