Pulling a South Dakota

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.

I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.

The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.

by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Dakota

A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.

Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”

Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”

Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”

by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023

Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 12, 2018

Dakota

Dakota is a ugly bummy fake ass bitch thats talks too much and is pussy

Look at dakota and her spider legs

by Mike OOXLONG July 25, 2022

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.

I'm going to give you a North Dakota cobbler

by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024

Dakota Stacey

She’s the prettiest person ever she’s funny and has a good personality she’s a crackhead but doesn’t like getting trouble did I already say pretty because she is I love her so much 😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕 and Colton should date her

Boy:who’s that she’s really pretty

Girl:that’s Dakota Stacey

🥵🥵🥵

by Ya mom bitch December 2, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is a SEXY HUBBA HUBBA. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and never fails to make others smile. When he is not goofing around or eating, he is sleeping like a baby. He is one of the nicest guys out there, a gentleman, and a total family guy. Not only does he love his family endlessly, but he loves his partner with everything he can possibly offer. As a partner he is loyal, kind, respectful and always willing to go out of his way to make you feel loved. Everyone wants a Dakota, and everyone loves Dakota.

Wow, I want a Dakota!! Mommy can you get me a Dakota please!

by kssskkkkkkk6921 February 22, 2021