Confess to your crush day

Go ahead and tell your crush you like them be brave November 25

Just tell them you pussy confess to your crush day

by Radiator November 20, 2019

Fecal Crusader

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

by Java June 23, 2004

academic crush

An intense, non-sexual attraction to a person of great knowledge, authority, or experience, such as a professor, historian, political figure, scientist, or author. Persons affected by this syndrome may respond to the target by blushing, giggling, and avoiding eye contact after meeting or during conversations, much like the response of many people when they experience a romantic crush on another person.

"Amy developed an academic crush on Professor Potts during Shakespeare 352 Winter semester. If she could have, she would have loved to listen to him talk in iambic pentameter all day. But when she tried to talk to him after class, she suddenly found she couldn't say anything intelligent at all."

by FeliceLovesCats February 2, 2010

crush 40

the most epic, blessed, sexy, ridiculously and insanely best band ever created since the beginning of time. their songs will increase your penis size, cure you of cancer, be hailed until the end of time, make you stop listening to other music besides Crush 40, and basically turn your whole life around. most of their songs talk about adventure and living life to the fullest, such as "watch me fly" or "live and learn". if there's anything better than sex its definitely Crush 40.

holy shit, i just listened to one of Crush 40's songs, and my life is now complete. oh... and i also think my penis just increased size...

by C. 40 January 5, 2010

The Crusher

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

by Goldfishbutt July 18, 2006

crush

your always think about this person who you admire and would do anything to date them

my "crush" is so cute!

by savai January 14, 2017