Colon snake

When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.

While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.

by FlamelordX February 4, 2010

Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009

clone cd

CD copiying software originally written by elaborate bytes, no longer available on their site due to court cases, now available from slysoft, quite possibly the best cd copying software i have ever used

The act of Duplicating a CD exactly to produce a 1:1 copy for backup or illegal sale/giving to a friend

"i cloned those CDs for you last night Pete"

by sharris1a May 9, 2005

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).

Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

nudist clony

place for nudie people in Palm Springs California

North Palm Springs has first nudist clony covered bridge.
Now nudist can cross street naked!
If you come to Palm Springs California U can't miss it.
Its the only bridge in town..

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005

clonetic

ajective...describes someone who is too insecure about themselves to be there own person and trys to act like someon else and may also have bushy eyebrows

Liking goats makes her extremely clonetic.

by tizzle May 1, 2004