Chumin'

when your behavior towards your significant other resembles the way you would interact with acquaintances and co-workers.

Guy 1: My girlfriend was chumin' me all night.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: when her friends came around she wouldn't even hold my hand and she patted me on the back when we hugged like she's my aunt or something.

by Durt McGavin January 15, 2008

Culinary Dehydration

The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.

"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"

by RacerboyGTR May 24, 2009

coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011

Cumenal

A place where men excrete their jizzum upon. Also known as a bitches face.

Hey, tonight I am going to visit my cumenal.

by Smokealotopotomus420 November 30, 2011

Culinaria

Noun- Derived from the latin culinius "of the kitchen" it is the location of a purveryor of items for cooking and the kitchen. Typically gourmet items for fine dinning and gourmet cooking.

I went to the culinaria today and got some new pots, pans, and spices to make dinner tonight.

by J.Hamburger July 25, 2011

Culinary Discomfort

The feeling you get when someone near you is eating a gross combination of food and/or sauces.

Person 1: Do you see that kid over there? What is he eating?

Person 2: Oh that's Person 3, he eats the grossest combinations of food I've ever seen. Looks like today he brought a ham sandwich with ranch dressing and bar-b-que sauce and he's dipping it in his milk and his soup. Gross.

Person 1: That causes me to have a lot of Culinary Discomfort. I wish he would just stop.

by Can't stand that smell guys January 2, 2013

culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.

They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.

by king dáin April 14, 2013