Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.

I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!

by Raoul Duke - Supergeek May 18, 2005

crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

crystalline green

A song by Goldfrapp. Best used for getting things hot like when stripping or teasing, or stripteasing.

1: Hey do u know what song i could play to get my bf/gf's freak on?

2: yea, try crystalline green! u cant go wrong there.

by Clarice Ilizarov September 21, 2009

crystal ball?

when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.

"Dad, is football really coming home?"
"Crystal Ball?"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 11, 2018

Cristan hill

I boy he stinks and smells like bacon or a pig.

Cristan hill stinks

Other guy: yeah he does

by Cristan hill is dukey🍆 May 3, 2019

Juice crystals

When there’s leftover cum on you that has began to dry out

“Hey babe what’s on your face”
“Oh thats just your juice crystals from last night”

by Tron16 October 11, 2018

The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020