Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025

Let it crust

Build up of cheddar in your bottom region

After masturbating I just let it crust

by CrustKing March 24, 2024

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023

Crust

Someone who's described as yuck, ugly or disgusting
Can also say crusty

"Straight up he's hot as!"
"Not even hes crust!"

by Teetscunt December 28, 2015

butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 16, 2017