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Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.
Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.
by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012
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Crunchy Johansson

Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.
Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.
by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013
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Ramen Crunch

1. Crush up one bag of any Ramen Noodle package of your choice and put into a microwave-safe bowl.
2. Put enough water to cover the noodles in the bowl.
3. Microwave long enough so that the noodles are soft.
4. Drain the water.
5. Add the packet of seasoning, along with 1 spoonfull of Margarine/Butter.
6. Stir until mixed well.
7. Then add a few shakes of Oregano and Grated Parmesan Cheese.
8. Top off this Ghetto-style Italian dish with crunched Frito's.

ENJOY!
I'm so broke and decided to treat myself to a special Italian dish called Ramen Crunch. Save your money!
by Birranda3 March 31, 2011
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Nestle crunch

by moon rock October 4, 2019
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bite my crunchy brown ass

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3
by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007
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Crunch

The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.
'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!'
by Funkdup October 26, 2012
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Crucco

Crucco

It is a person coming from Germany.

Plural: crucchi.

It is an italian adaptation of the croatian word "cruh" that means "bread".
Origin: during the second world war the austrian prisoners ask for it to the italians soldiers and since that moment it was synonym of german people
It could be use in a disparaging way, but usually it is used in a friendly way.
- Where are you from?
- I come from Germany.
- Ahhh, so you are crucco? I love crucchi. They are very funny people.
by scuddy83 August 20, 2011
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