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Croc Dots

The tiny burnt spots on the top of your feet after a day outdoors wearing crocs.
Man, I fished all day wearing crocs and now I have croc dots.
by The Outdoor Texan August 21, 2021
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Croccifixio

He'll always be your favorite person. No matter what you go through together, no matter what he does, you won't be able to forget about him. Once he loves you, it will be forever. He is very determined. When it comes to things that belong to him, he wont let anyone take them from him. He's charming and he knows it. Although he thinks that all he will ever be is the pretty face. He doesn't think he is deserving of genuine love. That's not the care though, he's genuine, caring, and makes everyone laugh. He always forgets how quickly he can fall for someone until it's too late to stop it. Once he is in love, that person is what he craves. His sex will be unforgettable if he is in love with you. It will eventually make you fall in love if you didn't at first sight.
Girl 1: did you see Croccifixio today?
Girl 2: omg yes! Now I cant stop thinking about him!

1: I know he drives me crazy!
2: crazy in love!!!!
by WEEE3D November 6, 2021
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cocswing

A cocswing is when you shuv your cock in your sisters pussyso hard that she moans, or can be used as a way of saying gangbang but with your close relative (e.g your mother)
I did a cocswing
by cocswing master 442 March 30, 2022
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crockercroaker

A type of guerrilla warfare used in the Civil War Era. Similar to bushwacking.....and according to gabby Johnson....a crockercroakers main desire was to maim, plunder, and sexually assault women,children, and livestock...crockercroakers traveled in packs and had wild cookouts at night fueled by whiskey, skillet beans, and flatulence..these nightly

Gatherings (or plunder parties) are believed to be some of the most perverted in history...often driving off cattle from the days plunder...crockercroakers often had lookouts perched on highest ground or structure (often a bell tower)..and as the flatulence ensued fellow crockercroakers would holler "can you see anything"...these rantings were usually answered with a belching moan made famous by the man most consider the godfather of crocker croaking...one gabby Johnson of Lawrence, Kansas. On the croakers offensive...they often used the dreaded "number 6" on their plunder assault...when asked if they spare the women and children....a croaker would scream " he'll naw we rape the shit outta them" to this meant everything to the croakers cause and way of life...
Hell I was born here, and I was raised here, and by God I'm gonna die here...and ain't no sidewinding hornswogglin bushwacking crockercroaker gonna run me....
by Rude al April 15, 2022
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crochead

Someone who has many pairs of crocs and loves crocs
"dang that guy has a bunch of crocs...what a crochead!"
by crockerdile July 1, 2022
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Crocafish

An animal with a crocodile like snout and fish gills, from the Jurassic period. This large fish is a vegetarian. It’s snout shape makes an upwards curl looking like a smile. It has round nodules on its spine to protect it from predators by appearing like boulders on the bottom on the water basin when still.

It’s also a term used in disc golf, when failing miserably.
That shot was a crocafish!🤬
by Christenp31 July 2, 2022
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crockable

Something which can be cooked in a crock pot.
Yooo this crack is crockable!
by pookler December 22, 2022
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