Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Roasting the butter

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

by annmrtr February 2, 2018

Roasting garlic

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.

2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.

1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.

2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.

3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.

by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020

Coasting

Babysitting an alcoholic beverage.

Hey this dude is coasting his tequila shots!

by G0su February 15, 2021

Roasting my boot

To become flustered or to be made to become flustered by someone/something

Alex: Jenna is Hella fine.
James: Yeah, I keep roasting my boot every time I look at her

by Yourpseudonymwillappearpnline February 6, 2021

roasting maize

When you're in a social context, supposedly "socializing" but you're not really doing that, not even you think you're doing that - you're just there; roasting maize

"Hey Zuck, why you by yourself in the corner just roasting maize? "

by Concerned Kenyan May 23, 2021

Coasting

Doing fuck all during 9 to 5 and still expecting to get a 6 in the bonus.

Employee: I thought about doing it but didn't do anything

Boss: your coasting

Employee: I thought about doing it but didn't do anything

Boss: your coasting

by Woodbine76 December 1, 2021