Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023
Get the Geiger Countermug. A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.
"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024
Get the Line Countermug. by Mr.Big1 October 1, 2022
Get the counter sutramug. John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
Get the fish countermug. very few can defeat peterbot, the best fortnite player in the world, let alone survive an encounter with him. the COUNTER, however, is one who has proved numerous times that it is indeed possible.
LeChaewon (combination of lebron james (NBA player) and kim chaewon (kpop idol))
LeChaewon (combination of lebron james (NBA player) and kim chaewon (kpop idol))
A: "peterbot is gonna win again"
B: "nah, the counter is in his lobby"
A: "peterbot is literally thanos"
B: "not if the counter has anything to say about it"
A: "bro I heard you killed peterbot!"
B: "I'm the counter"
B: "nah, the counter is in his lobby"
A: "peterbot is literally thanos"
B: "not if the counter has anything to say about it"
A: "bro I heard you killed peterbot!"
B: "I'm the counter"
by Renuu October 8, 2025
Get the the countermug. by Damanjan May 10, 2018
Get the Counter-Doubtmug. traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
Get the pavement stone countermug.